History of the N.C. Naboithpal Corporation

One fine evening, Bree was helping Noelle with something a wierd idea that she had. At the bottom of the page, insantanoiusly, the name came to her and she wrote, "This product was made by Bree's own ideas that help people a lot corperation." It made such an impact on her, that when she gave Noelle the item, they talked more and more about the new corperation. And about 2 minutes into their conversation, they changed the name to "The Non-Canadian Noelle and Bree's own ideas that help people a lot company". But then they realized that it would be too hard for the mortals to remember, so they initialized it. And it became The N.C. Naboithpal Company .

Our Executive Team

N and B  Presidents

Collin  Not exactly sure

Nobody else..yet

Mission Statement

Probably something like 'Save the Fish!'

Or 'Sharkbait! Oh.. ba ba do.'

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Questions in the term of Answers

1.) Question

If a person stands on a toilet, is he high on pot?

    Answer

          No. When a person stands on a toilet, he is usually on

          ecstasy.

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2.) Question

If you had 5 million bigillion dollars, would you spend it on 5 gallons of gloop and a piece of Spongebob's nose, or would you spend it on 100000000000000000 more dollars and give the rest to Canadians?

     Answer

     Neither. I would first use it wisely on the stock market, then have more money than everyone else.(including Bill Gates.) I would then give a dollar to every one in the world except for democrats and people who are obsessed with backstreet boys or n'sync. Then, I would give an additional 2 dollars to every Canadian. After that, I would spend it on millions of notebooks and billions of pencils so I could do my drawings for the rest of my life. I would buy a very large house and have a party once a week for every cool person I know and some I don't. (please RSVP. All Canadians invited.) That is what I would do with all of that money. (After that, I might buy some gloop and a peice of Spongebob's nose.) I would also create hundreds of thousands of jobs by expanding th N.C. Naboithpal Company. That is what I would do with a million bajillion dollars.

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3. Exactly how slow is slow?

It depends on how fast your mother wants you to do something.